Why I never will use Vending machines again

Here is my life story, read it if you like:

Today, at a shopping centre, I was buying a bottle of water from the vending machine, which was a silly thing to start with. Since bottle water cost so much more than tap water, which I could just pour into my empty bottle for free. Unfortunately I was lazy enough to buy it from the vending machine.

The first try, I put into my money, and then nothing came out, nothing! All it said was please instead xxx amount to purchase a drink.

Second try, wow, it worked, and then just as the water bottle about to come to my grip, the bottle tilted and jammed the machine. Holy cow, what the chances... the water bottle fell to the bottom of the machine which is not accessible.

After the machine finally manage to unjam itself using some crazy turns up and down, I decide to try my luck again.

Third try, wow, the machine worked great, just as it was about to grab me the bottle of water. It stopped, just froze. A digital display says out of service...

After more tries, the machine just sips out whatever coins I tried to put in, I was going to ring the number, but I decide to ignore it.


See, that is one FAIL-eD vending machine! I wish i brought my hyperblaster!

So, any comment people?!

I buy from cafe's, seems to be cheaper

Get the hell away from that thing Nick!

If there's one thing the internet has taught me, it is that 13 people a year get killed by vending machines.

you're lucky to be alive ...

hyperblasters too good for em ..... go fields ops and target a hammer on the bastard

No kidding, 13 people, is that world wide or just in the states? Man, I sure don't wanna fall into the victim list of the Vending Machine.